My Poor Husband...

In my last post I mentioned that I love to annoy people just for my own entertainment purposes, but let's be honest, other people think some of the things I do are pretty damn funny. My most favorite person to annoy is Scott. Example... Scott is a technological moron. He cannot even work the remote on our DVD player let alone change his ring tones on his cell phone. So for fun I change his ring tones behind his back. I usually put a ridiculous song on that would really embarrass him. Scott usually charges his cell phone at work and leaves it on his desk all day including when he has to leave his desk. The last song I put on his phone was "My Humps." His office still makes fun of him every time the phone rings. I want to put another song on but I am having trouble thinking of something really funny. Anyone have any thoughts on the topic?